Wednesday, August 27, 2014

"The Water Buffalo Song" Silly Song Review

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

As promised, I'm going to review all the Silly Songs from Veggietales.

Today, I'm going to review the first Silly Song that was ever made in the series. It's "The Water Buffalo Song."

Opening Title:
-Now, keep in mind, since this was in Veggietales' first episode, the quality of the animation and voice-acting are kind of a work-in-progress.

Beginning:
Larry: "The water buffalo song."
(music starts)

Larry: (singing) "Everybody's got a water buffalo..."
-Now, I'll admit, this song goes by really fast. In fact, this song does go by really fast, because...
Archibald: "Hold it! Hold it!"
-Our comedic foil, ladies and gentlemen!
Archibald: "You can't say that everyone's got a water buffalo, because no one does not have a water buffalo..."

-Basically, this has gone from a song to a debate.
-However, you can't help but laugh at Archibald's rambling.
Archibald: "And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Stop being so silly!"
-And Archibald lost to the fan base... as proven in the "End of Silliness: More Silly Songs" video from Veggietales!

Ending:
Larry: (singing) "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo..."
-Okay. One more verse. That's fine-
Archibald: "AAAAAAAAAGH!" (as he charges Larry)
-Okay, what was that? Was Archibald trying to start a war there? But I still think that was funny!
-And for that matter, was this supposed to be a running gag; Archibald trying to stop Larry from having Silly Songs? I guess that was the norm for a few videos, but then the "End of Silliness: More Silly Songs" video cleared things up... but we'll get to that when we get to that in this blog.

And that was "The Water Buffalo Song." Well, since this was the first Silly Song in Veggietales history, I'll go a little easy on it.
Like I said before, something you should keep in mind that this Silly Song was Veggietales' first, so the animation and voice-acting were a work-in-progress. The song didn't have to be perfectly animated and voiced to have audiences drawn in. For what it is, it's still funny, and it's still a classic.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: Veggietales

Courtesy: Big Idea Entertainment

Monday, August 25, 2014

Reviewing Every Silly Song from "Veggietales"

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

I just got an idea on what to do for a next series of blogs.
-(Since season one of Rising Star is over...)

I'm going to explore all the Silly Songs that Veggietales has given us throughout the years! I'll start from episode one and then go from there. Each blog entry will be about a different silly song, where I'll praise or question what's on my mind when it comes to entertainment and consensus.
I've never done something like this before. So, this ought to be fun.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: Veggietales

Courtesy: Big Idea Entertainment/Dreamworks

"Rising Star" Season Finale- Last Word on Show

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

Now that season one of Rising Star is officially over... I now have nothing to watch on Sundays.
-Bummer.

So, what did I think of the show, as a whole?

Well, it has its ups and downs. Well, let's start with the downs.
1. More people should have gotten involved in the voting process. Here, on this show (unlike other singing competitions), we, the viewers, have the power to vote and to decide the fate of the contestants. WTH doesn't all of America take advantage of that?!
-It's like a professor giving away free donuts to a classroom of students on the first day of session, but the students hesitate on whether to get a donut or not... (True story, for me!)
2. The West Coast gets publicized as the part of America that gets the last-say... which makes the "viewers get to vote live" gimminck a little ironic.
3. I don't feel that this show was advertised enough to get people in. I mean, sure, the show has an interactive app that people can use when the show is live on air. And sure, it had some of the biggest musical icons: Josh Groban, Brad Paisley, Kesha, and Ludacris. So... what gives, America? And what gives, ABC?! And while we're on the subject, ABC has been advertising its newest shows (coming this fall), even if it means advertising them over and over in between shows. Um... why didn't they have that same bubbly energy when advertising Rising Star?

Okay, those were my bad stuff. Now, I will say what's good about the show.
1. the music- The renditions were great, as a whole. Some of them timeless, while others... not the best song choice.
2. the voting process- I had fun using the app to vote on the contestants, and on deciding their fates.
3. the creativity- The raising of the wall... makes this show even more epic.
4. the humanity- Unlike most singing competitions, this one has plenty of heart, whether you win or lose. Everyone was nice on the show, especially the contestants. There was plenty of good sportsmanship, which was something that this world needed.

Now, for who won the show... no spoiler alert. However, I will say that I already knew that that person was going to win the competition. He already had so much popularity and Youtube appearances that one would find it hard for them to lose.
-Seriously, I'm not spilling any more details, because the season finale happened last night (8/24/14).

Overall, the show was awesome. I hope to see Season 2 sometime in the future.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: Rising Star (ABC)

Courtesy: Keshet DCP

Saturday, August 23, 2014

ABC's "The Quest" Ep. 4- How Was It?

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

To be totally honest with you guys, I almost didn't get to see last Thursday's (8/21/14) episode of The Quest. I was super busy that day, but I prevailed.

Well, as far as the episode goes, remember on the last blog on this show that I heard someone say during the end credits last week... what was it? Oh right! The woman that was saying "Bye, bye, Bonnie." Well, that was the show's way of saying, Hey! Watch the next episode to see if Bonnie loses the next round or not, because... well, we want ratings. So, we tune in and... (SPOILER ALERT) Bonnie is still in the competition. 
-Okay, Bonnie-fans. You can breathe.
-Besides, that's only one spoiler alert I'm giving you for this entry.

Well, I'm not going to be too harsh on this show just yet, because one, they're still building up plot; two, they got great cliffhangers that will keep viewers coming back for more; and three, the writing is outstanding. So, give it a few more episodes before anybody goes nitpicking.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: The Quest (ABC)

Courtesy: ABC/Court Five/Green Harbor Productions/Profiles Television Productions

Monday, August 18, 2014

Rising Star Semi-Finals- How Was It?

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

Not much too say about this past Sunday (8/18/14) on Rising Star... especially when I just started school today, and have to be prepared for anything that my professors throw at me that are deemed "assignments." So, I'm going to start with the cons before going to the pros of last night.

Cons

1. Maneepat Molloy was really great on this show. It was sad to see her go. I was hoping that the West Coast would save her again.

2. Joshua Peavy was also another that I didn't want to see go.

Audrey Kate... well, good job on the West Coast save, but... I don't know. What's done is done. America has already spoken. People want to see more of you.

Pros
1. Last night felt bigger and better. The atmosphere, the music, the song choices (-pause- Kinda, sort of...)... But it was still awesome!!!
2. The music experts Brad, Kesha, and Ludacris were entertaining, especially with the wig segment.

Anyways, overall, the episode was great. However, the season finale is next week... which leads to one remaining question... WHAT AM I GOING TO WATCH SUNDAY NIGHTS WHEN RISING STAR IS OVER?! Well, in answer to that question, I think I might come across another TV obsession. Or, maybe I'll just stick to Youtube for a while longer until next season...
-BTW, will there be a second season of Rising Star?

Whatsoever Critic
Source: Rising Star

Courtesy: ABC/Keshet DCP

Friday, August 15, 2014

Oreo Meets Oreo





I have a rabbit and a cookie... you know where this is going!!! : )



ANOTHER VINE VIDEO!!!

ABC's "The Quest" Ep.3- Are We Now Sensing More Rivalry?

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

It's been three episodes, so far, on The Quest.

So far, we got plot, drama, and engagement of the show... but are we now sensing more rivalry among the remaining contestants?

Well... YES!

Why? Well, here's your first clue:
One of the contestants have faced possible elimination three times in a row. Part of me wants to see this guy be eliminated for good. On the other hand, some of the other contestants believe that there's more to him that would help the real hero get to their goal faster.
-Well, everyone wants to be the hero of the story, but it has to do with psychological morals.

The second (and last) clue:
Did you see the end credits for this episode? They usually give you a preview of what to expect next week. Anyway, I heard one of the lady contestants say in an interview, "Bye, bye, Bonnie," as if to say that she wants to make sure that this Bonnie faces elimination again.
But hey! I've seen Bonnie do really good in this competition. It would be sad to see her go next week or later on in the series. I mean, she works hard; she's smart; she doesn't rely solely on people just so that she could the upper-hand in the competition; and she hasn't stabbed people in the back. So, sorry, whoever said, "Bye, bye, Bonnie," in the preview of next week... I'm rooting for Bonnie.

Now, I know that this consensus of Ep. 3 of The Quest was fairly short, but there wasn't much to say... well, except there were some plot twists, new characters (especially, "the Hag" that was in the forest), and a cliffhanger to keep bringing viewers back.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: The Quest (ABC)

Courtesy: Court Five/Green Harbor Productions/Profiles Television Productions

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Another ABC Must-Watch On the Horizon? Or Not Just One?

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

You know... ABC has been promoting a lot of shows nowadays, right? I mean, there's Selfie, ...From Hell, Manhattan Love Story, Forever, Black-ish, How To Get Away With Murder, Cristela, and Galavant.
Okay, from what I had listed here, I'm gonna say that only half of these shows are worth my time. So, I'll go through each of these, and I'll write next to them either "must-watch" or "won't watch." However, this is all opinion-based, so feel free to watch all of these shows.

Selfie

WON'T WATCH
When I first saw the commerical to this show, I was like, "Really? They had to make a show that satirizes people that live in the social media world but can't act like a normal person in real life?" The premise seemed weird; the characters seemed like a bore; and... did I mention that premise seemed weird? Well, whether you're a big fan of selfies and wondered about its consequences or not, I'll let everyone else enjoy this show, while I just stay away.

...From Hell
MUST-WATCH
No, this show is not about monsters and demons. However, it depicts heinous acts of madness and mayhem that are deemed something straight from... well, hence the show's title.
Think of this show as a cross between the shows What Would You Do? and 20/20. Well, telling by its commericals, that's this show. And since I'm a viewer of What Would You Do? and an off-and-on viewer of 20/20 (depending on each episode's contents), I figured that this show would have me hooked.
To be fair, I'm only interested in seeing this show, because I want to know what to look out for, whether it's mean-as-hell people, freak accidents, or bad service. I tend to watch the news, so this shouldn't be any different. I mean, as a person, I have the right to know what's out there.
Besides, if you're up for a little mayhem and scandalous stuff on TV, then this show is for you... instead of watching shitty movies like The Prisoners.

Manhattan Love Story

MUST-WATCH
Normally, I tend to pass up shows or movies like this. However, this show is supposed to be a love story. So I was curious. After watching the commerical for this show, I was already wondering how this couple would meet... Will they last? Will they break up at some point? Will they set aside their differences for the sake of love?
So, to answer all my questions, I have to see this show.

Forever

MUST-WATCH
Personally, I really want to see this show. Just like with Manhattan Love Story, I was curious. I was especially curious, because I remember the commercial's tagline being along the lines of "What can you do with... forever?" (or was it "Imagine what you can with...forever?"? I don't remember all of it). Anyway, I'm curious, so I'm gonna go ahead and see this one.

Black-ish

WON'T WATCH
I'm not into comedy as much as reality TV or news shows. Well, I come across it every once in a while, but I don't feel that it's for me.

How To Get Away With Murder

WON'T WATCH
I may know the premise as much as what to expect. However, telling by the commercial, it seemed like another Castle and another Grey's Anatomy. So, enough said.

Cristela

WON'T WATCH
Just another comedy. Next.

Galavant

MUST-WATCH
Now, knowing me, I'm a sucker for fantasy. I'm especially cool with Disney movies that have musical numbers.
This show is a musical in itself. They even had Alan Menken and Glenn Slater to compose the music, which seems like the show's only advantage (so far). So, I'm looking forward to this show.

And that was the list of shows that I will and won't watch. I'm pretty sure ABC would get plenty of TV ratings this time around.

Whatsoever Critic
Sources:
Selfie
...From Hell
Manhattan Love Story
Forever
Black-ish
How To Get Away With Murder
Cristela
Galavant

Courtesy: ABC

Rising Star: The Quarter-Finals... How Was It?

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

Now, I wasn't able to give my consensus on the Quarter-Finals episode (8/10/14) of Rising Star, because I heard news that Robin Williams passed away yesterday. That must have been a shocker to everyone, especially his fans. So, I figured that I would post about Rising Star today, rather than yesterday, in respects to this unexpected passing.

Anyway, today I'm going to give my consensus on the Quarter-Finals that happened this past Sunday.

How was it? Well, I'll give you my insight.

It's best to start with the cons before going for the pros. The first half of the episode was a little concerning, because the performances at the time were... I don't know: I wasn't feeling their energy as I did in past episodes. It was obvious that it had to do with song choice. Even our experts Brad, Kesha, and Ludacris pointed out bad song choices.

However, things got a little better in the second half. The performances were not so bad.

Even Austin French was able to get the highest score of the night with his rendition of "House of the Rising Sun," which was extremely impressive.

As far as who was saved by the West Coast, I was okay with who got saved. It was either April Lockhart, Maneepat Molloy, or Shameia Crawford. Well, the West Coast had spoken: Maneepat Molloy.

Was I happy with this West-Coast? I was, for the most part. Sure, it was sad to see April Lockhart go, because I felt that she was an inspiration to people like her who have limitations or disabilities and want to make something of themselves. Also, it was sad to see Shameia Crawford go, because in the beginning of the series, she proved herself to be a powerhouse singer, along with some of the other performers. Aside from that though, Maneepat Molloy deserved a second chance in this competition, because one, her voice can capture the hearts of millions; and two, she is wickedly talent and has proved that to us over and over.

Overall, the Quarter-Finals episode wasn't so bad, but I'm still looking forward to the Semi-Finals. The Semi-Finals, from what I heard, was going to be a bigger challenge yet.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: Rising Star

Courtesy: ABC/DCP Keshet

Friday, August 8, 2014

ABC's "The Quest"- Ep. 2... Was it better than the premiere episode?

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

Last night (8/7/14), I saw episode 2 of ABC's The Quest.

But now comes the big question... Was it better than the premiere episode?

Well, yes and no.

I say yes, because we get more plot within the reality-TV-competition realm. (I won't spoil the plot from this episode. Sorry.) Now they're giving more juicier material- the action, the competition, the writing, and the setup. Now this show is getting interesting, right?

Well, I also say no, because... THEY STILL DIDN'T EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO GET "BANISHED'! I mean, where do they go? The person that gets eliminated only goes through some invisible portal, and they turn into smoke. However, they do add something- the part where they show you images of who got eliminated, so that the remaining players can see this, and this somehow motivates the players to work harder and do better... BUT STILL!!!! Show, don't tell!

Either way, I'm still going to tune in next week to see what happens next on The Quest.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: The Quest (ABC)

Courtesy: ABC- Court Five; Green Harbor Productions; and Profiles Television Productions.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Viewing the Redbox Exclusive- "Penguins of Madagascar: Operation-Search ...





Listen to what I had to say about Dreamworks' attempt to get Penguins of Madagascar fans ready for their anticipated movie that's supposed to come out this November.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Top 5 "Rising Star" Performers on Week 7

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

Well, last night (8/3/14) was Week 7 of Rising Star, in which 13 singers perform, and 7 move onto the "Quarter Finals," plus 1 singer that gets saved by West Coast. And since eliminations took place on the show last night, I felt that it's a civic duty for me to honor those that were eliminated- whether I was for it or against it.
But before I do that, I'd like to give a shout-out to Dana Williams. I was nervous for her, because I felt that she gave us a good performance. I mean, a 60% from the East Coast? Seriously? I felt like she did way better than that. Anyway, the West Coast eventually saved her from elimination, which was a good thing. Good job, Dana!

Now, here are my Top 5 Rising Star Performers that were eliminated on Week 7, but deserve mentioning!

5. Alice J. Lee

Like I said before, I felt that Alice tried too hard in her performances. Not that she's a bad singer- she has talent. It's just that in most of her performances, I don't always feel it- I don't feel what anyone else is feeling. It doesn't matter if it's the song choice or if there were just minimal mistakes- I just didn't feel anything, compared to the other performers. In fact, I think that's what worked against Alice, because people know that she's got it in her to give us a good performance, but the delivery was either forced or she didn't really give it her all...
-In other words, people may have been split down the middle when giving a consensus for this performance.
Either way, Alice will keep trying to fulfill her dreams of becoming a singer. So, there's a possibility that she'll make a comeback.

4. Megan Tibbits

I was like "No, no, no, no, no!" when Megan gave us her performance. The reason why I was like that was because in her first two performances, she gave us powerful performances. Here, this was another version of the William-Roth-Wrecking-Ball bombshell. I mean, think about it: a singer, who wowed us with great renditions, all of a sudden makes a wrong song choice and suffers the consequences (elimination on the spot).
I was shocked by all this. I mean, it was a gutsy move, but too risky. Although it was risky, I still honor Megan for her bravery.

3. Sonnet Simmons

Sonnet was one of my favorite voices to listen to. It was a shame that she was eliminated last night. I mean, what was wrong with everyone? A 30%? Really? Was that any way to end the night? I'm not even kidding- Sonnet was the last performer to sing in last night's episode, and the majority of voters had the audacity to vote "No"?
I'm sorry. I felt that that was unfair to Sonnet. She was awesome.

2. Lisa Punch

The show called her a "powerhouse" singer at the beginning of the series. And now she was brought down low by elimination? That was unexpected.
Lisa had people behind her, even getting all three experts to vote "Yes" on her performance. However, a 59% wasn't enough to save her from elimination. She was so close to making the next round!
Anyway, Lisa would be missed. However, I have a feeling that she may come back into the music world. Who knows?

1. Macy Kate

You may remember Macy as the girl that was picked out of the audience on opening night to sing in front of everyone- the Instagram winner that was chosen off of social media to perform for us. In the beginning, she wowed us by her renditions. However, her rendition of a song from P!nk may have been her downfall. In fact, she was in the show's Hot Seat for a long time with her 60% score, until Audrey Kate Geiger swooped past her with a 65%, knocking her out of the competition.
I was hoping that the West Coast would save her, but to no avail. Either way, I know this isn't over for Macy Kate. I know that she can pick herself back up, dust herself off, and keeping pursuing her dreams. We sure hope for the best.

And that was Top 5 list! I hope you enjoyed it; and I'll be sure to keep you posted on both Rising Star and The Quest from ABC.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: Rising Star

Courtesy: Keshet DCP; ABC.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Editorial: ABC's "The Quest"- Was It Worth Watching?

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

This past Thursday (7/31/14), I watched the premiere of The Quest on ABC.

Well...

First of all, it was advertised in almost every commercial break on ABC, which made the show hard to forget about when trying to find something good to watch. Second of all, the ads made the show seem theatrical and amazing.
-The show should know, because they have executive producers from Lord of the Rings and The Amazing Race... just as advertised.

Now, for the show itself... I had mixed views on it.

It's not bad. I mean, I love the premise. I love the fact that the 12 contestants are dream-seekers, dreamers, and adventurers at heart, and wanted to live in a fantasy world. 
But with that said, I think there was a little too much subtlty in the competition, as if the show wanted to play it safe, rather than be ballsy like in Whodunnit.
-Then again, it's the pilot episode. So, there's still some time to improve.
As far as the elimination process went (I won't say who got eliminated), it was too subtle. In fact, they don't even show you what happens to the eliminated person, or at least where they go for "banishment"...
-...unless the show is saving that bit of info for later on in the first season. (I don't know!) But again, there's still room for improvement.

Overall, this show was okay. In fact, I can't wait until it comes back on next week.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: The Quest (ABC)

Courtesy: ABC