WC's Christmas PART 1: Top 6 WORST Chrismas Specials

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

And welcome to Whatsoever Critic's Christmas! Yeah, since we're in the month of all the Christmas shopping, all the gift-giving, and all the pigging out on the cookies, egg nog, and other stuff... I've decided to do a countdown of my WORST, BEST, and INDIFFERENT Christmas specials that I have seen as a kid and as an adult.
So, welcome to Part 1 of this segment. Now, before we can get to the good things in life, we have to get the bad ones over with, right?

6. Rudolph's Shiny New Year (Rankin/Bass)

This one was so forgettable when I was a kid. In fact, it didn't feel like a legit Christmas special. I mean, what, Father Time's son disappears; Rudolph vows to rescue the baby, while befriending a cave man and Ben Franklin (?)...
-(pausing in confusion) I don't know!
... and it turns out a large bird is behind all the problems...?
The plot alone was confusing and strange. Why is it here? What's the purpose?

5. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

I like the song that this special was based on... NOT THE SPECIAL ITSELF!
The special centers around an old grandma that was... run over by a reindeer... and goes missing. The grandson believes that he can get his grandma back, because she owns a bakery. But his "evil" adult cousin Mel wants to sell the store for cold hard cash. Sooner or later, Santa himself becomes involved with trying to bring Grandma back, but then he's being sued by Mel for having part in Grandma's disappearance... and so that she can sue Santa for everything that he has, which, of course, would make her rich.
-It's people like Mel that I hate, because all they care about is money, money, money... That's like an overused cliche for most villains in most bad movies.
Thank God Nostalgia Critic reviewed this movie, because I didn't really care for this one. It was weird; it was prolonging; and it was just a dull waste.

4. Jack Frost (Rankin/Bass)

This one felt like a hopeless romantic story. It's about a magical person that's in love with a beautiful woman. He hopes to marry her, and even becomes human himself, so that he can be with her; but she falls in love with someone else.
-Wait, isn't this like a male version of The Little Mermaid? Awkward.
Anyway, I didn't like it, because the main character doesn't get the girl. It was sad. Plus, the focus isn't really on Christmas, but they managed to fit in Groundhog's Day...
-...for some twisted reason...
...and all it is is trying to win over someone you love. It didn't seem like a legit Christmas special... and yet ABC Family continues to air this special every year, don't they?

3. Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol

If you haven't read my review for this special, go ahead and do it right now.
But, to be fair, I wouldn't say that this is the worst Christmas special ever. I mean, it's entertainingly bad. I mean, don't be surprised if you find any memes for this special or Youtube mashup videos on it.
My review would explain its awkwardness. So, it's best to check out the review.

2. Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (Rankin/Bass)

Talk about inconsistent and strange! It's awful!
I mean, if a special can't decide if it wants to be a Christmas special or if it wants to be a adult-based fantasy, then how should it know what audience it wants to appeal to? Does it appeal to kids? Fantasy-enthusiasts? Young adults? Who?
Plus, it claims to be all about Christmas, when in actuality, the month is July, and... it's just a circus performing to the audience/ This was obviously phoned in as a half-ass crossover special, so that two Christmas icons can come together and perform at the story's circus setting.
-By the way, Frosty has kids and a wife?
-Plus, if Rudolph's bright-nose ability was given to him by a magical fairy, on the condition that he does good and no evil with it... I thought he was born with the nose ability! That was proven in Rankin/Bass's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
-And wait, if you destroy the evil Wizard, then Frosty and his family melts? Shouldn't it be the other way around: destroy the Wizard so that they wouldn't melt? That's f**ked up!

1. Frosty the Snowman (Rankin/Bass)

(By now, you're thinking: How dare you, Whatsoever Critic! You don't appreciate a holiday classic! How come? Just let me explain.)
It's not that I don't appreciate holiday classics. What gets to me, though, is that I want holiday classics to do themselves right. Not like this childish, poorly-written, half-assed joke of a special. The animation was inconsistent. The voice-acting sounded like it was done in one go. The characters were lame and underdeveloped.
-If there was anything in value, was Jimmy Durante as both the narrator and singer. And that's it!
When I saw this special as a kid, I didn't know any better. I had allowed myself to immerse myself in this awkwardness. Now that I'm an adult, its awkwardness continues to haunt me.
Why is it here? I know this was based on a short story... that someone wrote. I guess the story wasn't meant to become a TV special, but only a written work. However, if you want to turn a written work into a TV special, then go for it, but do it as an adult! Do it right!

And that's my Worst Christmas Specials list! Stay tuned for my BEST Christmas Specials list. Yes, the bad comes before the good. I promise you, you'll like this next list better.

Whatsoever Critic
Sources:
Rudolph's Shiny New Year
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Jack Frost
Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol
Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas In July
Frosty the Snowman

Courtesy: Rankin/Bass and SFM Entertainment/Warner Home Video

Editorial: Is "Veggietales In The House" A Hit or Miss? Pt. 2

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

Welcome to Part 2 of my editorial on Big Idea's Netflix series Veggietales In The House.

This past weekend, I posted Part 1 of this editorial. Also, this past weekend, I had posted a video on something from the Netflix series that just took me aback.

You know I go on and on in this blog about my favorite superhero of all time: LarryBoy.

Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that the Netflix series has hinted that LarryBoy will be on the show. The kind-of-sort-of bad news is... the concept art for LarryBoy if he's going to appear on Veggietales In The House.

I mean, look at the design and tell me that that's going beyond the original design. I mean, he still has his famous plunger ears. But the rest of the costume is a different color and futuristic-looking. And seriously? He has wings now?
-What, are they trying to make him like Buzz Lightyear or something?
And the mask...
-It's see-through. There's a reason why his mask in the original design wasn't see-through. It was to keep a low profile. This... this is just saying: "Hi, guys! It's me, Larry, but right now I'm LarryBoy, but... I don't think I'm hiding my face well, am I?"

However, my guess is that this was Big Idea's way of saying sorry for the disappointing payoffs in The League of Incredible Vegetables,

but I did grass.

So, how am I, as far as the new costume design?

Eh...

The reason why I say "Eh..." is because I'm already seeing changes in the things I love left and right. Well, maybe LarryBoy would be so much cooler with the new costume design. Who knows? However, there was nothing wrong with the original design. Purple and yellow were his trademark colors, and should be treated as such.
-It's kind of like the new Chica design for Five Nights at Freddy's 2. She looked fat and ugly in the first installment, but in the sequel, she's a lot more attractive-looking with the hips and thighs. (I'm only saying...) But in this case, LarryBoy looks more futuristic and different than he did before.

So, basically, you can think what you want with the new costume design for LarryBoy. You can love it, or hate it; but hopefully, Big Idea doesn't take away his likability... THEN I would have a problem.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: Veggietales In The House

Courtesy: Big Idea/DreamWorks

NEW LARRYBOY DESIGN?!

I, Whatsoever Critic, get the surprise of my life, as I come across the concept art of the new design for my all-time favorite superhero... WHICH COMES COURTESY OF VEGGIETALES IN THE HOUSE!!! (Omg!)

Editorial: Is "Veggietales In The House" A Hit or Miss?

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

Big Idea (under DreamWorks now) had recently released a series on Netflix called Veggietales In The House.

I saw the show through Netflix (Obviously... Where else can you see the show? (And don't say Youtube!)); that's one of the shows that's apparently trending right now. From what I've heard and saw from social media, people had mixed reviews on this show. Some people say that the show is okay; others complained about it. But what do I think about the show?

So, first, we have to discuss the one thing that people are mostly complaining about: the character design.

Why did Veggietales need to get a new look? What was wrong with the old design?

In the original series, the animation had little to no problems at all. The character designs were just enough to be called credible. Here, in this new show, they have the characters looking like something out of a Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network cartoon.
-I mean, who's idea was it to use animation that's just as cartoony and wacky-looking as the show Fanboy and Chum Chum?
-Plus, who knew that Larry the Cucumber had red eyes?
-Plus, why does Archibald's head look more inflated than the rest of his body? A big head with a small body is almost always as wacky as [fill in your own punch line here].
Anyway, there's a slew of Youtube videos that say that the new design is out of Big Idea's league.

Now, for the show itself: the show is surprisingly good. I mean, so far it's spawned at least 5 episodes on Netflix.
-Wow! That's pretty good.
But is it insultingly good? I mean, with the new character design and everything, the show was sure gonna get mixed reviews no matter what.

Overall, the show isn't so bad. I mean, the decision to make the characters look and feel different was risky, because in the original series, there was nothing wrong with the old design. But if you like the new design, good for you. I mean, it's kind of like the new design of the animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's series, in comparison to its original game: we just had to get used to the new design, whether we wanted to or not.

Whatsoever Critic
Sources:
Veggietales In The House
Veggietales
Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Nights at Freddy's 2

Courtesy: Big Idea and Scott Cawthon