Thursday, May 21, 2015

"A.D. The Bible Continues" Ep. 7 Review (5/17/15)

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Time for more A.D. The Bible Continues.

Saul is back in Jerusalem, beating and capturing more followers of Jesus' disciples. 

Peter and the others are eating bread and drinking wine in honor of their Savior, while hiding under the floor of a house.

Later that night, Saul shames the people that has captured.

Mary Magdelene goes to the disciples' hideout to show them a couple of kids whose parents got taken away. One of the followers fixes to leave to Samaria to find Samaritans that would listen to the Word.


The next day, the emperor arrives in Jerusalem to evaluate Pilate and Caiaphas. This is urgent for Pilate, because if the emperor finds any fault in either his or Caiaphas' positions, then they would be stripped of their positions.
Pilate: "We stand or fall together on this."
Now, Pilate calls for funding for the emperor's stay-which means using money from the temple. Caiaphas can't agree to use funds from the temple, but he CAN tame down the violence caused by Saul's arrestings.
Leah isn't happy that her husband is still kissing Rome's feet.
Leah: "How far will we keep Rome happy?"

Now remember the disciple that went to Samaria to spread the word of Christ? Well, big shock: he gets attacked by Samaritans and rob him of his shoes and stuff.

Meanwhile, Caiaphas invites Leah's father back to handle their money issue. The father-in-law questions Caiaphas' relationship with Rome, but Caiaphas tries to justify it.
Caiaphas: "Happiness comes with a price..."


While the disciples are still in hiding, the wounded disciple Philip meets a man that helps him up and gives him drink. Then the man invites Philip into the city of Samaria to see a spectacle, which no more than a magician named Simon the Sorcerer...
-Aww... they couldn't get Cris Angel to perform? Then again, you all know where this is going. Philip halts the presentation and tells everyone who the real Savior is, and people freak out and attack him... OR...

We immediately cut to another scene where Saul is torturing and questioning a prisoner to make them tell where Simon Peter and the others are hiding. Saul then receives a petition from Pilate and Caiaphas, saying that the arrests need to be halted, because of the emperor's stay at Jerusalem.

Later, Mary Magdelene is applying for a job. She gets assisted to work in the Governor's household, seeing that she is to work where she's told.
-So much for a job market.

Back in Samaria, Philip is called up by Simon the Sorcerer to help in a magic act. As he makes his way to the stage, you can hear people ridicule him, all because they were told that he's from Jerusalem.
-Talk about public shaming...
Simon does this magic trick where he returns Philip's stolen pendant. However, Philip criticizes him for being cheap and not truly holy, because of the trickery. With that being said, Philip is led off the stage and shunned by the crowd.
-So... I was partially right. Philip doesn't talk about Jesus here, and doesn't get attacked by the people... but people there still hate him.

We then cut to Galilee, where Saul confronts Peter's daughter Maya. Saul tells her that he knows her father, and that he's looking for her father.

Now, the emperor Tiberius finally arrives inside the city of Jerusalem. The Pilate family come out to greet their emperor, as well as the emperor's nephew, who can definitely tell whether or not Pilate is using flattery.

-Hey. Whatever puts Pilate in his place, because Pilate has done so many horrendous stuff already- the executions, the crazy laws... yeah.

We cut to Maya going to her father Peter, and telling of Saul's visit.


As we move on, we see that the emperor is dead serious on getting down to business.
-The emperor is basically saying, "Cut the crap. Quit the bullshit flattery. Let's put everything down on the table."

We then cut back to Samaria, where Philip witnesses Simon the sorcerer...
-I'm sorry. That guy's occupation is silly. I mean, when I think of sorcerers, I think of some of the guys in Harry Potter... Anyway...
Simon is trying to heal a woman from demonic possession, but comes up short. 

Philip steps in to try healing her, and it works. After witnessing that miracle, the people rejoice, and Philip is greeted with praise.

Mary Magdelene is now working in the Governor's house, and the emperor's nephew is already going horny on her. Anyway, Pilate exchanges words with Tiberius the emperor. The centurion seems to recognize Mary.

Later, we see Philip baptizing people, when Simon the sorcerer shows up to be baptized as well.

As the emperor is being put to bed by Claudia, Saul is cornered by Peter and the disciples in the streets. Saul eventually walks away, while Peter's friends criticize him for not doing something to Saul. Peter doesn't want violence.

Later, we see Simon the sorcerer test out his "magic" by cutting his accomplice's hand and trying to heal it, only to learn that his "powers" were taken from him when he was baptized...
-...or was he a fake all this time? I don't know.

Meanwhile, the Pilate family, the Herod family, the emperor and nephew meet up in Pilate's chambers for the big discussion. While that's going on, the centurion confronts Mary Magdelene, and accuses her of taking the job to fund the other disciples, but she insists that she's on her own now. Mary doesn't show any fear, but the centurion warns her to never see the Governor again.

We cut back to Pilate's chambers, where Pilate is defending his authority to Tiberius. Pilate calls Caiaphas to the defense. Oh, and by the way, we see the emperor's nephew be told by his uncle to keep his funny retorts to himself.
-Yeah, since the minute we've first seen the nephew, I thought he was a complete jerk-off.
So Pilate and his party are dismissed by Tiberius.

Anyway, while the arrests and search for Peter resumes, Leah criticizes Caiaphas for standing in front of Tiberius to plead Pilate's cause. To make matters worse, Caiaphas learns that Saul is back arresting people.

Out in the streets, the emperor's bratty nephew gets involved with the arrests.
-It's like he said: "What's going on?" They tell him, and he's automatically on board. Okay. Nonchalant.
But when one prisoner gets physical with him, the nephew fights back and demonstrates his Roman power to everyone watching.

Now, while the emperor is being put to bed again, Peter and the other disciples are back in hiding. Peter doesn't want to leave the hideout yet, because he doesn't want Saul to discover them. The disciples split up to take Maya away.

Later that night, Pilate is anxious on what the emperor will do to him. Claudia gives him some advice, and... they hold hands.
-(pause) I guess Pilate won't be as domestically abusive this time, and say that she can't tell him what to do, and all that...

Meanwhile, Saul hears a prisoner confess to where Peter is hiding... but it turns out that the prisoner is being paid to tell Saul what he needed to hear, and Caiaphas sees that his plan to lead Saul astray worked.

-Okay. I get it. So that the emperor won't see any violence in this town, Saul had to be driven away from the scene with an allusion for a while. Fair enough.

Whatsoever Critic
Source: A.D. The Bible Continues

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