Whatsoever Critic: October 2018

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LBF: "So, do you think that they'll play the videos in chronological order this time?"
WC: "I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't."

(Pressing "Play All Shows")
(Theme Song plays)

WC: "Okay."
LBF: "I'm still waiting for which episode it's gonna start with..."

LBF: "Okay..."

(The order starts with Angry Eyebrows episode)

Both girls: "YAY!!!"
LBF: "They got it right, on this volume!"

(During Opening Scene)

LBF: "Do you think they'll include the Super Shorts at the end of each episode?"
WC: "I don't know. Why?"
LBF: "Well, if I was to do a video on the Super Shorts stories, then I need to know that they're in this Power Pack."

(When we first see Awful Alvin)

WC: "I almost forgot how this series got ridiculous. You got weirdos like Awful Alvin."

LBF: "We get it! You're the bad guy! NEXT!"

(At the Daily Bumble)

LBF: "The sad thing about that machine is that it's gonna help LarryBoy take down the eyebrows. And then the lady who was complaining about Larry breaking it... she's gonna be rewarded for whining and moaning..."

(Showdown with Awful Alvin)

LBF: "So, the ice cream to the back, and blowing a trumpet in someone's ear..."

LBF: "Those don't work... but pouring chocolate syrup into the LarryMobile takes the cake, because why? It's ruins the leather...? I don't know..."

Both girls: (laughing)
WC: "I hope the animators had a good time animating this scene."

LBF: "Eh, shut up, Archie. Just blow him away, like this..." (making a motion like she's swatting away a fly)
WC: (laughing)

(Ending scene)

LBF: "I told ya! She was gonna get rewarded for embarrassing herself!"
WC: "It's too bad that that was screenwriting."

(The "Fly by Might" Super Short)

LBF: "So, that answered my question. The Super Shorts are in this Power Pack."
WC: "So, you'll do a video on the Super Shorts?"
LBF: "Eventually..."

(Leggo My Ego)
WC: "So, by now, we already know that Vol. 2 goes in order, rather than Vol. 1."
LBF: "I honestly don't know why that is..."

(The Alchemist challenges LarryBoy)

WC: "Well, look at it this way: This was probably during the time when Big Idea was pushing stuff out the door before submitting to Netflix. I think someone mentioned something like that in the comments section..."
LBF: "Oh yeah, I think that was in the League of Incredible Vegetables review that someone said that."

(The Alchemist taunts LarryBoy)

LBF: "By the way, they spelled Leggo My Ego wrong on the back of the box. There's supposed to be two 'g's' in Leggo."
WC: "How can anyone miss that?"

(The Alchemist gets away)

LBF: "Why you letting him run away?! Okay. Whatever. Video over. The Alchemist gets runover. Boom. Made up my own ending."

(The Alchemist meets up with Mother Pearl)

LBF: "I still can't believe that the Alchemist had to bring his mother into this."
WC: "That's stupid, I know."

(LarryBoy learns where the Alchemist lives)

WC: (mimicking LarryBoy) "Welp. Can't help you, Archie. We got a town to save..."
LBF: "EXCEPT YOU, Archie."
Both girls: (giggling)

(LarryBoy struggles to remember his school lesson)

LBF: "The teacher should just grab him and say 'You idiots need better screenwriters! Better animation! Better story! What is wrong with you people?!'"

(The Alchemist threatens the crowd)

WC: "Uh... no."
LBF: "You now wanna act tough, Alchemist? That ship has sailed."
WC: "Yeah, you lost that right."

(The "Cuke of All Trades" Super Short)

LBF: "Geez! We're still not done watching this sucker!"
WC: "I think the Vol. 2 said that the running time was 125 minutes."
LBF: "Ugh!"

(The Yodelnapper)

LBF: "Okay, let's not get stressed out. Maybe this episode would get the bad taste of the previous video out of our mouths..."

(Larry is sad that he didn't get to buy a Hula Heidi doll)

LBF: "It's just a doll! Get over yourself!"

(Greta von Gruesome first introduced)

LBF: "I remember saying that Greta von Gruesome was the best villain in this series. I say that because she's not as crazy as Awful Alvin, and she doesn't let her MOM do her bidding."
WC: "But would you say that she's a better villain than the Bad Apple."
LBF: "Uh, no. I still think the Bad Apple is better. But I'm just saying that Greta seems like a hidden gem in the Cartoon Adventures. So I don't get why the writers didn't make her the main villain in all of this."

(Bok Choy the teacher crying about a yodeler's disappearance)

WC: "I can't take any more of this."
LBF: "Hey! We need to see all this! You promised you would go through this with me."
WC: "Actually, you forced me to do this with you."
LBF: "Well, yeah, because you dressed up as the Grim Reaper and stole my Power Pack... and made me review Trick or Treat on Sesame Street!"

(The "Polar Pickle" Super Short)

WC: "Ugh!"

LBF: "If the writers got their influence on these Super Shorts from watching some Tom and Jerry cartoons, then we've just seen a bigger low."

(The Good, the Bad, and the Eggly)

WC: "If I see any more of this, my eyes are gonna bleed."

(Dark Crow stops by to see LarryBoy)

LBF: "Nobody asked you to be in this video, Dark Crow... or whoever you are."

(Dark Crow challenges Awful Alvin and Greta)

LBF: "So you have a great setup, with Awful Alvin and Greta teaming up against our hero. But they throw in this random hero to help out LarryBoy... and that's the problem! We've barely got to know Dark Crow in the rest of the series; so, why now would he get involved in this?! NOBODY CARES ABOUT DARK CROW! WHO IS THIS GUY?! AND WHY IS HE IN THIS?!"
WC: "Mmmm…."
LBF: "Whatsoever Critic? Please stay with me. We're almost done."
WC: "No, we're not..."

(LarryBoy and Dark Crow are reduced to pajamas and paper bags)

WC: "The series is dead now."
LBF: "I agree."
WC: (pause) "And my eyes are still bleeding..."
LBF: "No, they're not."
WC: "Yeah, they are. See the ketchup bottle over there on the chair?"

(The "Merry Go Wreck" Super Short)

LBF: "Do you even want to stick around for this last Super Short?"
WC: "It's whatever."

DISCUSSION
(LarryBoy Fanatic talking)
Hey, guys! LarryBoy Fanatic. Um, Whatsoever Critic can't do the discussion part with me, because she's too busy cleaning up the ketchup from off the bedsheets. Yeah, wearing ketchup as makeup can be messy. By the way, her eyes aren't really bleeding; she just used ketchup on her face. And... I think she got some in her eyes, so she's in the restroom washing out her eyes. Be careful, Critic.

Anyway, Whatsoever Critic wanted to say that watching the Cartoon Adventures--binge-watching the series as a whole--DO NOT do it, because you will be disappointed, and you will get tired.

I'm exhausted. She's exhausted. Yeah, this series can take a lot out of you.

The series needs a lot of work. That's all we got to say about it. And maybe... just maybe... I'll discuss this further in a future video. Who knows?

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Whatsoever Critic

Sunday, October 28, 2018

LarryBoy Board Book STOLEN!!! (Twitter Poll)

Saturday, October 27, 2018

DVD SCREENINGS SPECIAL: LarryBoy Cartoon Adventures (ENTIRE SERIES!!!) (Vol. 2 of LARRYBOY SUPERHERO POWER PACK)

Friday, October 19, 2018

ANNOUNCEMENT: Another DVD SCREENINGS Special!!!

DEBUT NOVEL: "Dolphin Princess (Dolphin Princess, #1)"

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Trick or Treat on Sesame Street- LarryBoy Fanatic

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