Sunday, August 11, 2013

"Lamb Chops Play Along: Lucky Dog" episode- TV show Review

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I just finished seeing an episode of Lamb Chop’s Play Along on Youtube. What episode was it? The show was called “Lucky Dog,” starring Hush Puppy.

            I’d say that this was one of my favorite episodes of Lamb Chop. Hush Puppy is adorable in this episode. The story’s plot was solid, because the main character Hush Puppy is striving for something, but gets something better in the end.

            So let’s take a look.

 

Act 1:
 
The story starts with Shari going through junk mail, while Hush Puppy looks from his book (which is not titled, if you noticed). Hush Puppy is surprised that Shari is “throwing away free stuff,” but Shari points out why they aren’t free: because she “can’t afford it.”

            The two come across an ad about a cookie company looking for a new slogan, and they would offer a free bicycle for the best slogan written. Hush Puppy immediately calls himself “Captain Slogan,” and bragging that he’s great at things and all that.

Hush Puppy wants to enter the contest, but doesn’t know what a slogan is. Shari tells him that a slogan is what companies use to promote their products. But Hush Puppy is so eager to start writing so that he could get a free bike.
-Well, come on. Let the dog have his fun.

 

Act 2:
 
We see that Hush Puppy is hard at work to write the best slogan.
-It’s very obvious, because look at the crumbled-up paper scattered everywhere.

            Hush Puppy is having trouble writing a slogan. Lamb Chop comes in and asks what he’s doing. Hush Puppy explains that he’s trying to write a slogan, but is having trouble writing one. As he’s explaining, he rhymes word after word.
-So, writing slogans make you rhyme compulsively?

            Lamb Chop offers to help, but on the condition that Hush Puppy shares the bike that he wants to win.
-Sounds like a bad deal. Lamb Chop sounds so selfish right here.
-Besides, how did Lamb Chop hear about the slogan contest? I guess she read the show's script prior to filming... (IDK.)

But Hush Puppy agrees. Eventually, the two come up with a slogan together…
-No, that was Lamb Chop’s slogan, because she recited it without writing it down or reading it off a piece of paper. She’s a natural! But Hush Puppy will take all the credit, because he’s the one writing it down.

 

Act 3:
 
Some days later, Hush Puppy is looking through the mail with Shari. He is determined to find that bike in the mail.
-How is that possible? How can you find a bike in a small pile of junk mail?

            Shari doesn’t want Hush Puppy to get too excited, but Hush Puppy says that he isn’t… even though he bought so much biking gear at the last minute, and is waiting and waiting for the bike to be rolled in.
-He’s like a kid on Christmas morning.

            Shari comes across a postcard addressed to Hush Puppy. The two learn that Hush Puppy didn’t win the contest.
-Excerpt from letter: “…Sorry that you lost, but you can take heart in the fact that there thousands of losers like you…” Wow, that was harshness coming from a cookie company.

-Hush Puppy’s reaction to the loss is like the equivalent to finding out that someone just died.

            Shari feels sorry for Hush Puppy, and tries to make him feel better by reading him some of the junk mail. They come across another ad for a different slogan contest. Shari tells him not to try his luck anymore on slogan writing. But Hush Puppy isn’t worried about it, because he reveals that he wrote a letter for a soap company that’s offering a free pony for the best slogan. Hush Puppy tells the company that their contest is phony.
 
-If you listen to Hush Puppy recite his letter, you can tell that it rhymes. That letter sounds like a slogan itself!

 

            Now, for this episode of Lamb Chop’s Play Along, there were a few things that people can learn:
-Don’t fall for phony contests.
-Seeing the good in joining contests, and seeing the bad in losing.
-Seeing hope in the beginning, and disappointment after, but then acceptance at the end.
-Don’t make deals without knowing the consequences behind them.

            This episode was cute in many ways because of Hush Puppy. Plus, the plot was solid all the way through: we had the goal, the conflict, and the resolution. This episode wasn’t bad as is. I hope you get to check out the show on Youtube.

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Source: Lamb Chop's Play Along

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"Lamb Chop's Play Along: Lamb Chop Practices For A Talent Show" TV Show Review

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As a kid, I used to watch Lamb Chop’s Play Along on PBS. I loved the characters Lamb Chop, Charlie Horse, and Hush Puppy. As an adult, I revisit this show on Youtube. From there, I got to know some of the episodes. Case in point: “Lamb Chop Practices For A Talent Show.”

            Now, for this episode, I wouldn’t say that this one is by-far my favorite episode, because not all of the episodes of Lamb Chop’s Play Along are on Youtube. I would say that this episode was fair. So let’s not waste time: this is Lamb Chop’s Play Along- the talent show episode.

 

Act 1:

            Lamb Chop and Charlie Horse are arguing. Shari Lewis walks in and asks what’s wrong. Lamb Chop complains that she can’t be in the school talent show, because she wasn’t old enough like her brother Charlie Horse.

-Why Charlie Horse has to be so cocky about this, IDK.

            Then Lamb Chop sings about “waiting for someday” and getting tired of waiting.
-What’s wrong with waiting to grow up? I mean, what's the rush? You’re only six. Be a kid.

 

Act 2:
Lamb Chop is upset that Charlie Horse lies to her about… (well, you’ll hear her say why in a few seconds…)

            Shari comes over and asks what’s wrong.
-Dang! How can you not know what’s happening to your kids?

            Lamb Chop explains to Shari that Charlie lied to her about not being in the school talent show because she was too young. (In other words, there’s no age limit to join the talent show.)

Charlie gets called into the… see-through living room, and is then punished for lying.

-How Shari punishes Charlie is unbelievable. It’s like she’s treating him like a rebellious teenager, instead of an 8-year-old.

After Charlie gets the boot, Shari asks what Lamb Chop wants to do for the show talent show. And guess what… Lamb Chop has no idea. Shari suggests that Lamb Chop sing for the show. But here’s the catch: Lamb Chop has to sing by herself, which leads her to a new problem.

 

We then cut to Lamb Chop sitting on her bed trying to remember any song possible. Shari comes into her room (that’s also see-through…)…
-Wow, Shari keeps popping out of nowhere like a jack-in-a-box…

            Shari asks how she’s going; and Lamb Chop confesses that she can’t remember any song that she was taught.
-She can’t even remember the Barney song. That song is so easy!
-Oh, wait. We had to find that out through the confusion within the dialogue and the repetition and blah blah blah… the back-and-forth talking. The talking-back-and-forth dialogue is like a yo-yo that’s constantly going up and down.

After the brief confusion and what-not serving as comic relief, Shari suggests that Lamb Chop write her own song. Lamb Chop decides to write her own song.

 

Act 3:
 
Lamb Chop, Shari, and Charlie Horse watch Hush Puppy do magic tricks at the school talent show. Hush Puppy makes a bird appear and it’s… wow!
-The bird didn’t appear or anything. It’s just sitting there on Hush Puppy’s wand. Not that that’s important…

            After the performance, Hush Puppy thanks the audience.
 
-It’s a school talent show, not the Emmy’s. Save your acceptance speech for future stuff.

            Lamb Chop begins to have second thoughts about performing on stage, but then her name gets called up. So she makes her way onto the stage. She peeks through the stage curtains and is highly nervous. Charlie Horse makes fun of her for her stage-fright.
 
-Look at how Lamb Chop holds the curtains. It’s like she’s holding onto the curtains for dear life.

-Plus, Charlie Horse is still making fun of her. Are there any lines that can’t be crossed with you, Charlie?! You get punished for lying, but you’re still being a jerk-off!

            However, Lamb Chop gets mad at Charlie for making fun of her. She then dedicates her song to her brother, as a way to get back at him. She then sings her song, which is just telling everyone that they may know her and see her, but to not underestimate her.
 
-Doesn’t her performance look like a Marilyn Monroe knock-off?

 

            Now, from what I can gather from this episode of Lamb Chop’s Play Along, the morals are the following:
-Respect your siblings
-Don’t chase stardom like fouls’ gold
-Express yourself

            Overall, this episode was okay. However, I felt like it was bland in some ways. We didn’t get the true conflict(s) until the second act. Some of it was corny- well, the funny parts were either too obvious or a little forced.

Finally, what’s with Charlie Horse? He was a bad kid the entire show. Too bad Shari didn’t have the sense to beat him with the faja (Spanish for “belt”), because he was conceded the whole way! And plus, what was Charlie’s “punishment” since he got “grounded”? That was never explained. I mean, did he get two weeks of no television, or no allowance for a month…? I guess we’ll never know…

Anyway, this episode was by-far the least bad. I mean, sure, it felt bland in some places, but it was still cute to watch. I’ll give this episode of Lamb Chop’s Play Along a B+.
 
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Source: Lamb Chop's Play Along
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Saturday, August 10, 2013

"The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole" Movie Review

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This is my second review for this blog thus far. I'm very proud to be doing something that involves my opinions and stuff. Anyway, let's get started.


Remember Dr. Blowhole’s Revenge? It introduced Dr. Blowhole, played by Neil Patrick Harris. Now is his second appearance better or worse? On 9/9/11, Nickelodeon aired the 1-hour Penguins of Madagascar movie The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole, or as Nickelodeon dubs: Blowhole Strikes Back. (Why does Nickelodeon keep dubbing like that?)

 

            For me, this movie was epic. I liked the 2 lead characters. Alex the lion from the Madagascar movies made an appearance. (Cool!) Plus, Neil Patrick Harris sings in this special.

            But I questioned some parts (ex. major plot holes; I’ll count them). The musical began in the 2nd act. (I thought the whole movie was a musical.) Dr. Blowhole is a clichéd villain, as usual.

            So how does this TV movie begin?

 

Opening scene:
Wow. We’re starting off The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole in Shanghai?
-Hi, how did we end up here? Weren’t the Penguins just in Hoboken in the show’s previous episode "The Hoboken Surprise"?

We find out that Skipper is on a solo mission to investigate something in Shanghai.
-This is starting to look like a James Bond movie. If that's the case, Daniel Craig should've been in this special, right?

            But Hans, Skipper’s foe from Hoboken, pops up, & they fight. Hans then corners Skipper on a pier & tells him exactly how he escaped Hoboken: someone they knew helped him.
 
-Plot hole #1: How did that person help you escape? Did they let you out through a back door in Hoboken? Did they have a magic wand or something? How did it happen?

Then the pier comes apart by a giant beach ball.
-Looks like the trailer teaser of the 1998 film Godzilla.

            But it’s not Godzilla coming to get Skipper; it’s Dr. Blowhole… a photogenic bad guy?
 
-Since Neil Patrick Harris is from How I Met Your Mother, can we get applause in this scene?
Dr. Blowhole: “Peng-you-in!”
Skipper: “Blowhole?!”
(Audience applauds and cheers)

Dr. Blowhole: “Was that an entrance or what? Not that you’ll remember it…” And by that, I’m stealing your memories, making this the focal point of the movie.

            Blowhole steals Skipper’s memories, & Skipper’s given the slip & falls into the ocean.

 
-The “memories” are in forms of people that Skipper knows. Is Blowhole’s stealing his soul instead of his memories?

-Blowhole tries to kill Skipper?! Did I see that right? Who wrote this episode?

(researching) Bob Schooley & Mark McCorkle: the guys that brought you the episodes Popcorn Panic, Haunted Habitat, Crown Fools, Eclipsed, & Jiggles. But in those, killing wasn’t involved; it was just rough play & fooling around. I guess this movie didn’t have those distinctions.

 

Central Park Zoo:
The Penguins test a high-tech battery (I guess). They assume that Skipper’s okay, when in actually, he’s on a remote island, wondering where he is & who he is.

 

Secret-lair-on-the-go:
 
In a giant beach ball/submarine, Blowhole celebrates, using the word “crumble.” He asks what can crumble. They say “newspaper”; but he wasn’t impressed. They suggest “sports section.”
-You know, cookies crumble faster than paper. But the sports section joke was too tempting.

            Dr. Blowhole mentions the use of his Mind-Jacker, which pops up out of nowhere on his Segway.
-Ladies and gentlemen, our running gag of the movie. No kidding...

            With Skipper’s memories, Blowhole plans to attack Team Penguin. Just then, Hans asks: “Do you have Wi-Fi in this place?” Blowhole gets mad, making the Mind-Jacker pop up again.
 
-This is Hans’ last scene in the movie: ((Plot hole #2.) Does Blowhole give him a ride home?)

 

Lemur Habitat (a.k.a, the retired party house):
King Julien is listening to an iPod from the Lost & Found, until the battery dies on him.

-1-minute scene that’s nothing but Julien’s rant over how his iPod died on him. (Bathroom break, anyone?)

 

Island Scene:
Skipper has 2 hallucinations of people that he, I guess, knew in his past.

-I’ve seen Rockgut on the show before, but the snow monkey…? ((Plot hole #3.) What’s with the monkey, besides being Skipper’s spiritual guru? Will we see him later?)


            After some short but long-winded speeches, the 2 hallucinations leave Skipper… as confused as ever. (But he now knows his name. That’s a good start, I guess.)

 

Secret lair scene 2:
 
An alert rings, & a lobster stupidly checks his cell phone. Blowhole gets mad at him for supposedly not putting the phone on vibrate.
-Dr. Blowhole: “What part of put your phones on vibrate do you not understand?!” It’s not like I can just ask if anyone’s phone is ringing.

            An alert confirms that Skipper isn’t dead. Blowhole’s Mind-Jacker pops up yet again.
 
-Pray to God he laughed at that gag, because this movie does this 5 times! 3 down, 2 to go!

 

Island scene 2:
 
Skipper gets a hallucination in the form of Alex the lion, played by Wally Wingert.
-I guess Ben Stiller was too busy to reprise his role.
-Who’s Wally Wingert?

(researching) Oh! He played Jon Arbuckle in The Garfield Show. Neat.
-(Audience applauds and cheers as soon as Alex appears.)

            Alex tells Skipper who he is, & makes him applaud to his “greatness.” (How conceded.)

            Now aware of Skipper’s status, Blowhole sends a missile.

Skipper sees this & must relearn Alex’s [dance moves?] to escape. He outwits the missile. Blowhole doesn’t see this, because he just assumes that Skipper’s dead. One lobster cocks an attitude. Blowhole straightens him out.
 
-There’s a Red Lobster dinner special on the menu with your name on it, if you don’t cut it out.

            Blowhole gives a short speech to inspire his workforce, & listen: “We can do anything!”
 

-Isn’t that phrase 1 of the missing Kim Possible theme song lyrics (minus the fearing-the-wrath-of-Blowhole part)? And speaking of Kim Possible, check this out:
1. Dr. Blowhole talks about doing the impossible.
2. Dr. Blowhole saying, “We can do anything.”
3. John DiMaggio voicing Rico (he also voiced the bad guy Dr. Dracken from Kim Possible).
4. Nicole Sullivan voicing Marlene the otter (she also voiced Shego from Kim Possible).
Is this a Kim Possible reunion? I thought this movie special was supposed to be taken seriously!

 

Island scene 3:
 
Skipper doesn’t believe what Alex tells him. But Alex gets him to get off the island.

 

Secret lair scene 3: (Wow. This movie is jumpy.)
 
Blowhole plans to turn the Penguins into monsters. He tests his Diaboligizer on a bunny. The bunny harms a co-worker, but Blowhole’s too busy laughing & scheming to care. (Jerk.)
-The Mind-Jacker pops up again. We’re still rendering in on this gag! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

Zoo gift shop:
Julien looks for a new battery for his iPod. (Guess how many computers crashed to give you this scene.)

 

Ocean scene:
Skipper refuses to listen to Alex; but the thought of snow cones helps him recall NYC.

 

Penguin HQ scene:
 
Kowalski refuses to help Julien, because IDK, Julien’s annoying.
-Yeah, if I was confronted by an annoying person, I’d do the same.

 

Getting back home:
Skipper tries to tolerate Alex’s annoying behavior. They make it to NYC… just in time for Blowhole to arrive on the other side of town.
-I guess they’re spoofing Awful Alvin’s opening scene from LarryBoy and the Angry Eyebrows.

-Dr. Blowhole: “I’m coming for you, peng-you-ins. And I have a surprise.”

 (mimicking Dr. Blowhole) I wanna make sure that the audience is looking right at me as I say this.

 

Beginning of Act 2:
After the creepy, obnoxious scene of Blowhole closing in, he announces…
-Dr. Blowhole: “And now, part two… of my plan!” (Dude, you just broke 4th wall. Refer to the DVD for this.)
-(Plot hole #4: Your minions seem to not know about the plan. Didn’t you send them a memo?)

            He plans to go down to NYC. He presses a button to get his car, but gets his Mind-Jacker.
-Let’s use this joke one more time! Aww, come on! It’s not like I’m wasting time here.

            Blowhole presses the right button, and this time he gets… a clown car?
 
-It’s a rolling beach ball vehicle; but if he’s cramped inside, then it definitely qualifies as a clown car.

 

New York streets scene:
We then see Blowhole driving recklessly downtown, cutting off busses & taxis.
-How come no human/driver sees him? Are they too lenient?

(Example: (NYPD pulls him over.))

            COP: Is there a reason why you’re speeding, and why you’re heading to the zoo at closing time, sir?

            BLOWHOLE: Oh, sorry. I was invited by the zoo owners to go to their private party. They met me at last week’s zoo convention.

            COP: Now this all really sounds suspicious. I don’t remember a zoo convention in town.

            BLOWHOLE: Does a talking dolphin with a cyborg eye ever strike you as suspicious?

            COP: Not really. I think dolphins are cute.

            BLOWHOLE: Good. Can I have my speeding ticket now? I have a duet with an old rival... I mean, friend, in a few minutes. We got back together recently.

            COP: That’s okay, I’ll let you off with a warning.

            BLOWHOLE: Thanks, officer. I’ll spare your life when I take over NYC.

 

On the other side of town:
Blowhole isn’t the only one that gets away with not being seen by humans, because Skipper’s on his way to the zoo, but he’s having trouble escaping Alex. (Okay, next!)

 

Blowhole’s pursuit (cont’d.):
We now see Blowhole closing in on the Penguins’ HQ.


-Can he drive any more recklessly? Can his car get any more cramped? Can he get any closer to the camera as he’s examining his GPS?

 

Penguin HQ scene 2:
Julien & Mort sneak into Penguin HQ to steal Kowalski’s power cell. The penguins wake up & talk about Skipper’s absence. They schedule a time to worry about their fearless leader.

-You heard right! They have to schedule a time to worry about Skipper. It’s not for an important meeting; they’re scheduling the time to let out an emotion. It’s like me setting a time to get mad.
(Example: ME: I’ll get mad at 8:00 tonight. But I can’t cancel reading again. So 7:30.)

            But scheduling’s the least of their worries, because guess who comes to visit…
 
-Wow. Blowhole’s that scary?

            Blowhole gets out his Diaboligizer. (How the hell did he fit that into his car? (Plot hole #5)) He tells them that he’ll use it on them, & that Skipper can’t save them this time.

 
-Uh, penguins? Go for the exit! They can go anytime they want, but they don’t, which is stupid.

            The Penguins do the noblest thing: give up & wait to meet their doom.
-In fact, this is where the Penguins should’ve known that Skipper was in deep trouble right now. Or maybe they should’ve known that in their first scene (I don’t care which).

But when Julien & Mort return with the battery now in the iPod, Blowhole misfires. The iPod comes to life.
 
-Again, feel free to leave the room, guys, because the iPod isn’t gonna stop growing.

 

Zoo’s musical scene:
And thus, we begin the musical portion of the movie. (What took so long, I don’t know.)


1st song sung by zoosters: “What the Heck is That?”
-Mason the chimp sings: “I heard what I believe to be a scream.” Dude, nobody screamed.

-Bada the gorilla points & sings: “Check out that mook in the starry night sky.” A mook is either a disagreeable/incompetent person, or a character serving little purpose in a story. (In case y’all didn’t know…)
-Bing (other gorilla) sings: “That Bing can’t help but sing along.” Wait a sec. Aren’t you Bing?

2nd Song: “Julien’s Music Player”
 
-Making up words as we go: “huge-osity,” “dumby-dumb,” & “doom-y.” Creative, huh, guys?
-Did anyone catch the melody to this one? It’s like the whole song was improvised.

3rd Song: “Everybody Must Sing”
-Finally! Dr. Blowhole sings! So far he’s doing pretty well in this duet with Kowalski.
-The song is entitled, “Everybody Must Sing;” but only two people are singing, while everyone else hesitates, and maybe sing a lyric or two.

-Magic trash can: “Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don’t have much choice, but to module your voice! [See trash can] Because everybody must sing!”

4th song: “Brand New Plan”
 
-Oh good! A solo by Dr. Blowhole! Ladies & gentlemen, our 1st soliloquy in the form of a song!
-I feel like I’m on a roller coaster. This song has more twists & turns than the whole movie.

-He’s not singing out in the open. This was all in his head! Plus, his left eye lit up like a…

What the hell is he doing?! Did he get possessed on his way to the zoo? But still, NPH nailed it.
-Blah, blah, blah; Dr. Blowhole is evil in the most clichéd ways possible. (Next!)

 

Outside the zoo:
Skipper sees the green glow coming from the zoo, but doesn’t acknowledge the singing. Fred the Squirrel makes a cameo. (Plot hole #6: I guess he snuck in from the back. In fact, (Plot hole #7), why is he in this movie at all? He just thinks that Skipper’s weird.)

 

5th song: “Porpoise Power Ballad”
 
-Another song by Blowhole… The song just started, & already we see him with puppy-dog eyes.
-Big words: mediocre, ignoramus, cajole, & shan’t (Wow, Blowhole’s a Shakespeare fan?)
-And let’s not forget the oxymorons: …wonderful wicked harmonybeautiful evil

 

After the song:
 
Blowhole turns the mutated iPod on the zoo. He leaves, and no one does anything.
-Someone stop him? An evil dolphin with mutated machinery isn’t easy to battle one-on-one.

            But when all hope seems lost, Skipper finally shows up to (I guess) save the day.
-Wow. The other Penguins are totally dependent on Skipper. It’s like they’re friggin’ five!

            Kowalski then brings Skipper up to speed on what’s going on.
-(I mimic Kowalski): Well, the story has like a gazillion plot holes; many of us characters are as clueless as hell for the sake of the plot; the songs don’t go pass two or three minutes; and I have a feeling that the songs and Neil Patrick Harris are more popular than the actual movie.

            Skipper’s plan: Who do they get to go against Blowhole’s angelic instrument? Julien!
-This was a choice that I didn’t like. I was hoping they’d pick Kowalski, because he sang with Blowhole not long ago, & he was pretty good.

 

NYC street scene:
The Penguins & Julien arrive in town & they run into… a taxi driver.
-Shut up, taxi driver! You’re not even in this movie.

The group spot Blowhole, which gives us our next song…

 

6th song: “Thump Thump”
 
-Wow! Check out Julien’s cape & glasses! Wait a sec. Since when did the mutated iPod become a traveling talent scout?

-“Mort and Maurice disturbing the peace…” (Find out who’s doing what first.)
-Why doesn’t Blowhole try & take control of the iPod? It’s like handling a rowdy dog on a leash.
-Blah, blah, blah. Julien likes shaking his booty and singing.

 

After that song:
 
Team Penguin crash into a billboard of fireworks, & Blowhole laughs.
-You know, Dr. Blowhole seems to outwit people a few too many times in this movie.
1. He lures Skipper into a trap in Shanghai, steals his memories, and lets him drown.
2. He sees that Skipper is still alive; so he sends a missile to destroy him.
3. He travels down into the Penguins’ secret passage way to their HQ, while avoiding the traps.
4. The giant iPod goes on a rampage; & he uses it to his advantage.
5. He sees the Penguins trying to board the iPod with him; he just fires his cyborg eye at them.

 

7th song: “We Are The Penguins”
 
-The first part is with Alex trying to get Skipper to sing. Skipper starts singing & attracts the attention of Dr. Blowhole.
-Brief shooting scene: until Blowhole runs out of ammo. (Dude, it’s not like a water gun.)


Skipper & Blowhole exchange “I’m gonna get you” lyrics; while Skipper’s buddies just watch them argue through song. (Why don’t they get off their asses & help him?) Skipper then makes a big jump, & while that’s going on:
1. Private is launched upward to distract Blowhole.
2. Julien is doing the robot. (I guess he got bored or something.)
3. Kowalski, with Rico, shoots a plunger at the iPod’s rear. (Where the hell did Private go as the plunger & Skipper meet at the same place at the same time? I guess he did a disappearing act.)
-Wait a sec. Is it the animation, or is NPH doing magic tricks? First it was the trash can at the zoo; & now Private goes just as Skipper jumps off a building. This isn’t a magic show!

Skipper pulls the plunger. The battery falls out. The iPod shrinks & disappears.
-So, all this technology, singing, & trying-to-get-home-before-evil-does crap, & the answer is the equivalent to turning off a light switch? It looks like pulling-the-plug logic saves the day.

            Dr. Blowhole tries to flee, but loses his mind (literally) to his own Mind-Jacker. He wakes up as a performing dolphin named Flippy. (Plot hole # 8: Hi. How did he end up there a “clean slate”? Is the Mind-Jacker a teleporting device? Or did the Penguins carry him there?)
 

            The show ends with Skipper high-fiving Alex, & his penguin buddies are none the wiser.
(Plot hole # 9: Skipper never tells his men about the Mind-Jacker incident in Shanghai.)

 

            That was The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole. Now does it really hold up when compared to Dr. Blowhole’s Revenge?

            The second act was where the most problems started, because it just wanted to humor us with dumbass humor. The 1st act, though, was pretty solid. We got the focal point of the movie, & the scenes kept us begging for more (That's the science of movie attraction).

            This TV movie, overall, experienced minor problems. The plot holes were unbelievable, although they weren’t piled up in 1 place like the ones in Dr. Blowhole’s Revenge did. Also, some of the secondary characters just twiddled their thumbs. (Lack of common sense is supposed to be funny?) Plus, I kept expecting to see the TBS logo, & to hear reactions from a live audience that you’d hear in comedies like Everybody Loves Raymond, because it was that corny. Finally, if this was supposed to be a musical, then why wasn’t it served right away? (We had to wait until the 2nd act to get the musical, which was a bit disappointing.) And besides, the special is entitled The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole. Why not shorten the title and make to say: The Return of Dr. Blowhole's Revenge, or... Dr. Blowhole's 2nd Revenge, or... Dr. Blowhole Returns... those could've been better titles, because the title they have now is fixing to be longer than the show itself.

            But still, the movie was funny & exciting in an appropriate way. In fact, it had some funny scenes & gags. So I’d say that this movie did just as good as Dr. Blowhole’s Revenge, despite the corniness, plot holes, & the over-the-top “WTF?!” moments. As is, it’s not so bad, & it’s still a personal fav. So I would give this movie a B+.

Amateur Critic
Sources:
Penguins of Madagascar: The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole
LarryBoy and the Angry Eyebrows (that one pic)

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