Friday, June 20, 2014

"Nightschool: The Weirn Books, Vol. 1" Book Review

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

I was looking through my bookshelf and came across a manga book called Nightschool: The Weird Books, created by Svetlana Chmakova. 

This was one of the graphic novels that I grew interested in, besides the manga adaptation of the Maximum Ride series. Why do I like this book? Well, let's take a look.

The book centers around a girl named Alex, who is a Weirn. A weirn is someone that possesses a powerful magic and is part of a mysterious prophecy. Anyway, Alex prefers to be homeschooled, while her wacky older sister Sarah works as the new night keeper at the Nightschool, which is really an ordinary school during the day but until nightfall. It isn't until Sarah turns up missing during her shift that Alex starts to suspect foul play coming from the school. So she decides to investigate her sister's disappearance, even though mean students and a secretive group called the Hunters are on to her.

That was Volume 1 of the series. I only have this book, but I'm so eager to get the rest of the series to find out. So, how would I grade this?

Well, like I said before, I don't have all the books to this series, but it's still very clear that this is a must-read. The story may shift several times, but at least it's somewhat consist in the storytelling. However, the most dominate part of the book is obviously the illustrations. As with all graphic novels, illustrations usually speak louder than words, because they convey most of the actions. (But word of advise: never substitute reading with a graphic novel. That's just lazy.)
Another thing that I liked the most was the comic relief. Yeah, you can totally see some comic relief in Alex's relationship with her big sister, and her relationship with her pet Astral (a ghost-like, eel-like creature, which is yet to be explained until...  I guess later on in the series (?)). In both relationships that Alex is in, the comic foil is there. 
Lastly, it curbs my hunger for fantasy. If you're a fantasy-lover, then you will be satisfied here. It has people with magic, occassional vampires, mystery, and a hint of suspect. However, don't let all those gimmicks get to you, because the story may need some work, especially if it feels like chess-piece storytelling. Plus, why doesn't this story convey more emotions? That would be a plus for the illustrations. (Maybe show, not tell?)

Aside from that, the book was an interesting read. But again: don't substitute graphic novels for real chapter books.

That was my book review. Now, get ready! Because it's that time again: another Mystery Review! Here's your first clue:

Ocean

Know what movie I'm going to review? Or do you think you know? Post a comment!

Whatsoever Critic
Source: Nightschool: The Weirn Books

Courtesy: First Yen Press Edition (April 2009)

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Top 10 Least-Viewed Posts As of 6/19/14

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

It's been a while since I did a "Least-Viewed Posts" Top 10 list. So this is my Top 10 Least-Viewed Posts As of 6/19/14.

10. Jonah: A Veggietales Movie Movie Review

(150 views)
To be honest, when doing this review, I debated about it over and over. One, it had some awkwardness that I hesitated on bringing up. Two, this was supposed to be a serious Biblical adaptation, which almost made me not do this review, because I wanted to take the story seriously. And three, this creation of Veggietales felt so overrated that I had promised, at first, to not review this sucker, but then changed my mind, so that I could get it off my chest.
Aside from that, I still remember this review as the one I did before I changed my name from Amateur Critic to Whatsoever Critic.

9. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse TV Show Review

(137 views)
I had to review this show, because this was one of Disney Junior's overrated shows. Just because this show is so popular on that channel, doesn't make it the staple of Disney Junior...

8. Lamb Chop's Play Along: "When You Grow Up"

(118 views)
This was one of my classic reviews. I had a lot of fun with this one.

7. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggietales Movie Movie Review

(115 views)
Now, to be honest, this was the first review that I had ever received a comment on. (Just a friendly reminder: Comment on whatever's on your mind- if I was too harsh or if I was onto something on certain points.)
Anyway, this movie seemed like an unexpected follow-up to its preceding film. But, to be fair, I liked this movie when I was a kid, and I'll continue to watch this movie and make fun of it.

6. Mario Party 7 Video Game Review

(113 views)
I think this was my first video game review (I don't remember).

5. Lamb Chop's Play Along: "The Wallet"

(109 views)
Another one of my classic reviews...

4. Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol Christmas Special Review

(58 views)
I'll admit that this special was so forgettable, because many people don't talk about it. So, apparently, I was brave enough to review this forgettable sucker. It was stupid; it was lame; and... it was a tear-jerker- a waste of time!

3. Lamb Chop In The Haunted Studio Special Review

(48 views)
This was another forgettable special. However, unlike Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol, this special was far more decent.

2. A Series of Unfortunate Events Book Review


(43 views)
Just a book review. I understand...

1. Diary of a Wimpy Kid Book Review

(36 views)
Another book review makes the countdown? And this takes the number #1 spot in the countdown? Oh well.

So thanks for joining me in this Top 10 list! Stay tuned for more reviews and editorials!

Whatsoever Critic
Sources:
Jonah: A Veggietales Movie
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Lamb Chop's Play Along
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggietales Movie
Mario Party 7
Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol
Lamb Chop In The Haunted Studio
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Diary of A Wimpy Kid

Courtesy: Big Idea Entertainment, Disney, Shari Lewis, Nintendo, Classic Media, Lemony Snicket/HarperCollins, and Jeff Kinney/Amulet Books.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

The Trailer for the "Penguins of Madagascar" (2014) Movie Is Finally Here!!! (Sort of...)

Top 10 Most-Viewed Posts as of 6/17/14

Hi, I'm the Whatsoever Critic. I review just about anything.

It's been a while... well, it's been since 3/18/14 that I made a Top 10 list on the most-viewed posts. So, I'm gonna give it to you today. Here is my Top 10 Most-Viewed Posts as of 6/17/14.

10. LarryBoy and the Angry Eyebrows review

A classic review makes the #10 spot. Not bad.

9. Penguins of Madagascar: "Dr. Blowhole's Revenge" review

My first review ever makes the #9 spot. What an accomplishment.

8. Penguins of Madagascar: "The Penguin Who Loved Me" review

I was wondering when this review would catch on...

7. Sofia the First: "The Floating Palace" review

About time this review got more attention. Hopefully this review helped people see the truth about this special.

6. LarryBoy and the Bad Apple review

Still in the same spot as last time.

5. LarryBoy: Leggo My Ego review

Still in the same spot as last time.

4. Barney's Imagination Island review

Thanks, guys! I knew this review was worth reading!

3. Veggietales: "The Toy That Saved Christmas" review

A Christmas special still in the Top 10 to this day?

2. LarryBoy and the Fib from Outer Space review

Still holding second place to this day... Not bad.

1. Veggietales: "Rack, Shack, and Benny" review

Still holding the #1 spot on the Top 10 list... with over 700+ views!!!!

Well, that was my Top 10 list. I hoped you enjoyed it.

Whatsoever Critic:
Sources:
LarryBoy: The Cartoon Adventures
Penguins of Madagascar
Sofia the First
Veggietales
Barney and Friends

Courtesy: Big Idea Entertainment, DreamWorks Animation, Disney, and HIT Entertainment.